British
[*] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[*] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[*] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 3


Australian
[ ] you wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[*] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total: 1

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[*] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[*] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[*] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[*!!!] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[*] You talk with your hands.
Total: 5

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[*] You speak Spanish or some.
[*] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (LOL RACIST?)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[*] You know what a Puta is.
[*] You talk fast occasionally.
[I don't think this counts, but *] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[*] You know what platanos are.
Total: 6

Russian
[ ] You say villain as: vee-lon
[*] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[*] You get cold easily.
[*] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time
[*] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
total: 4

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[*] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[*] You have blue or green eyes.
[*] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty’s day party.
[*] You have a family member from Ireland.
[*-ish] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[*] your family get together always include drinking and singing.
Total: 6

African American.....Black
[Haha, nukka ^_^ I make fun of people when I say nukka. I guess that's a *] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[*] You like rap.
[*] You know how to shoot a gun.
[Rascist? No. Dumbass? Yes.] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[*, but not fried.] You like chicken.
[*] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 4

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[*] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[*] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 2

German
[*!!!] You like bread.
[*!!!] You think German Chocolate is good.
[I know a few words... Shall I count that? Yes, I sahll. *] You speak some German.
[*] You know what Schnitzel is.
[*] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[*] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're over 5'7''
Total: 6

Canadian
[I'ts fun to watc people get hurt ( : *] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[*] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ]You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 2

American
[Not foreigners. Immigrants. But only the illegal ones...] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[*] You're lazy.
[Hahaha!] You have had an abortion.
[*] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[*...] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 3

Belgian:
[*] you grow some small vegetables in the yard. (Used to)
[*] you like french fries.
[*] you think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] you speak both Dutch and French
[*] you like Belgian waffles.
[ ] you call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks. (lolbears)
[ ] you drive/own a French or German car.
[*] you have a lot of comments on your government.
Total: 5

Dutch:
[ ] you like the color orange.
[ ] you are a football enthusiast.
[ ] you often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[*] you have a cheerful nature.
[ ] you like the sea.
[*, I guess...] you are good at building/handiwork/projects.)
[ ] you tend to favor the megalomania.
Total: 2

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Results:

British
Total: 3

Australian
Total: 2

Italian
Total: 5

Spanish
Total: 6

Russian
Total: 4

Irish
Total: 6

Black
Total: 4

Azn
Total: 2

German
Total: 6

Canadian
Total: 2

American
Total: 5

Belgian
Total: 5

Dutch
Total: 2

I am Ger-span-rish, woot!